Cuddle Therapy

Travis Sigley:

A pioneer of the worldwide cuddling revolution, Sigley fancies himself a cuddle practitioner and intimacy educator.

A firm believer in the healing power of touch, Sigley founded his business, Cuddle Therapy, three years ago out of his home. His wide array of clients hire him for hour-long cuddling and meditation sessions, during which he will talk to them about anything they desire (or simply remain silent).

But Sigley doesn't want to stop at one-on-one cuddling appointments. He's aiming to bring his brand international, starting with partnerships with other cuddle practitioners and a "cuddle road trip" planned for early next year.

Best part:

Q: If you could cuddle with any person, living or dead, who would it be?

Now I figured he'd go with, "Abraham Lincoln. Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger." But no:

A: I think it would be fascinating to cuddle with Nikola Tesla. He is not only a sheer genius based on his countless gifts and inspirations to science technology, he also lived a celibate life through its entirety. I'd be so interested what it would be like to truly feel Nikola Tesla, and what his internal world must have felt like.

The Serbian judge gives this answer a 7.5.

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11 Responses:

  1. dolface says:

    He'd have to shave. All over. IIRC Tesla hated human hair (and shaking hands but maybe it was the skin thing).

  2. Elusis says:

    This fellow has performed on your very stage, with both myself (as "Lydia the Tattooed Lady") and Twinkletoes McGee.

    For the record, I have not sampled his cuddling.

  3. Jeremy Wilson says:

    Ugh, this just makes me think of fat, sweaty anime nerds having "cuddle parties" at conventions.

    • Pavel Lishin says:

      When they do it, it's called scritching.

      Don't ask me how I know, and don't google it.

      • Doug Orleans says:

        I'm pretty sure that furries and anime nerds are not entirely the same group.

    • grendelkhan says:

      I'm sure those anime nerds are devastated to know that they displease your boner.

  4. heather says:

    Bwahahaha! I've actually met this guy. He's very sweet and full of positive energy (and I mean that like he's energetic, not in the hippie sense). I always call him "Naked Travis" because I've never seen him wearing a shirt and is often not wearing pants either.

  5. Meredith Yayanos says:

    Oh god. His eyes. His cold, flat, shark-like eyes.

  6. Meredith Yayanos says:

    Oh god. His eyes. His cold, flat, shark-like eyes.

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