@Theremina: TEH ONE RING MEETS TEH SHIRE SAUSAGE #FOREVERTWELVE @ Denny's
@jwz: You think Gollum never put his precious on his precious? Srsly.
@Theremina: If you look closely, you will observe a bead of Gollum's special sauce glistening on the tip of the aforementioned sausage.
@jwz: How could Gollum not have been a chronic masturbator? Look at how dissipated he was!
@jwz: Also, nobody could see. He was painting the walls with his invisijism constantly, mark my words.
LIFE IS VORTEX. ALL ARE ONE IN TIME CUBE.