Then one of the nurses calls me and says, "The doctor would like to know why you're rolling around on a table full of semen." And I say, "TELL HIM THAT'S NOT HOW I NORMALLY SPEND MY SATURDAYS."
How I Might Have Just Become the Newest Urban Legend
"Just try to relax and enjoy the rest of your pregnancy."
Tags: doomed, perversions
Current Music: Wazu -- Happy Endings ♬
I laughed, I cringed, I composed an email to my female partner with the link, and when my explanatory preface got to two paragraphs I deleted the email.
I'm still laughing, and while I'm not a massage fan, this pretty much guarantees I'll never go again. SO. MUCH. EWWW.
I feel like this woman is the female counterpart to Tucker Max....