About a halfway through I started thinking about how I would feel if the eggs were some other form of embryo. I obviously need to sleep.
Yeah, you need sleep - eggs aren't embryos at all. They're just eggs.
It has been around for years, but on the off chance you have not seen it I will share with you my favorite slow-motion destruction video: "Grote Kunst Voor Kleine Mensen: Chocolade haas" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-SZYZLfZ7E