The top search bringing people to is "Angela Jolie boobs", because of a post I made in 2003 about something stupid she said about a movie you've already forgotten.

I hate the Internet.

I think I will replace that post with shock-porn.

Previously, previously.

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The Markovbots Hunger

At first I wasn't sure this was spam; it could conceivably have merely been one of my special nutjobs:

From: Jenee Ewalt <>
Subject: If I could attach a candy to this letter I would do so. I hope the words will work the same way
Date: November 9, 2012 11:25:28 PM PST
To: "" <>

Aristotle, Athenaeus, Pliny, and Oppian fitted its habits and lavished on its which all the averse model of Greece and Italy.


But he could not plinth at that manifestation. His superstitious melancholy of secularism had arisen without offending.

But then I got these two:

From: Luther Putnam <>
Subject: Have you been waiting for something that is gonna change ur life completely? So, Here it is..)
Date: November 10, 2012 8:14:38 AM PST
To: "" <>

Am I so northbound? Shall I assure to monopoly or not? And Ive been in such a pig with stomach all this bower that I am alert than I was five years partially.


Why are cyclone round? Why is the shame taciturn? Why is the villain fussy?

From: Kenda Erazo <>
Subject: Hello!! I am Kendaerazo...
Date: November 10, 2012 8:23:54 AM PST
To: "" <>

He knew that by this boat was understood a aqueous sieve for seafaring or disturbing, sharpish then from its antenna.


Nevertheless so, Ned, protector enrich vessels that narwhale tusks enlarge float stentorian through.

No attachments. No URLs. Just poetry and Unicrud.

Previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously.

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Kitty Pryde

Not since Brokencyde has a show... touched me in this special place.

I feel I've been given a "Rusty Tumblr", if you know what I mean and I think you do.

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