Woman DM needed for D&D based Adult Bachelor Party

Woman DM needed for D&D based Adult Bachelor Party

Looking for a woman with Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (specifically 3.0 or 3.5 editions) to run a game. The event is for a Bachelor Party and the "future husband to be" would prefer if the DM could be topless. With that said, I ensure you that nothing else is expect of you other than an exciting adventure.

Requirements:

Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (preferably in 3rd or 3.5 Editions)

Must be able to provide a picture including the face and body (No nudes please.)

It is preferable that cup size be at least C or greater.

If books are needed it must be stated ahead of time however it would be preferable if the DM had her own.

Clientele: There will be 5 "guys" that will be participation including myself. We are at all above the age of 24. Each of us are gentlemen and will treat the Dungeon Master with the utmost of respect.

Compensation: I honestly don't know how to charge for this kind of service because it's not something typically done so the compensation will be negotiated. It's expected that the session last no less than 30 minutes.

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19 Responses:

  1. zompist says:

    That's completely unreasonable.

    You can't get a D&D game in under three hours.

  2. Joe says:

    Someone else at Slashdork must be getting married.

  3. Cow says:

    The quote-marks around "guys" are the most intriguing part of this whole thing.

  4. Zzedar says:

    "No nudes please"?

  5. Emily says:

    They'll "treat the Dungeon Master with the utmost of respect", except she'll be topless... Yes... That's respectful. :-/

    • Random says:

      Seriously? If a woman wants to go DM topless thats her business. Being respectful has nothing to do with her being topless. If they asked for a totally nude DM that would be fine to. Leave them alone and go burn more bras

  6. Cescofry says:

    Wasn't custom on the internet to ask for naked pictures?

  7. mhd says:

    How are they supposed to see her C+ cups behind a DM screen? And no DM ever was treated with the utmost of respect, regardless of cup size (though, granted, most C cup DMs I've seen have been male)

    Vague business idea: Dungeon Master screens printed on corsets. Bound to be a hit at nerd strip showsburlesque events.

  8. Billy says:

    "nothing else is expect of you other than an exciting adventure" - sounds legit, nothing ambiguous about that...

  9. Dan says:

    The only thing that surprised me was that he had to go to craigslist, and couldn't just go to http://www.toplessdandd.com.

  10. Jon Konrath says:

    Also helpful if she can roll those d20s very vigorously.

  11. Chris Davies says:

    This seems a bit tame and unimaginative for a bachelor's party. The least this guy could do would be to hire a bunch of strippers to LARP sexy elves.