Spookyfail.

Apparently the only thing that the Metreon Tardis Target did not import from the suburbs was the world's largest supply of Halloween-themed boxer shorts. They have none. None!

Target, I am disappoint.

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4 Responses:

  1. Elusis says:

    I was just at Target-inna-suburb (OK Emeryville) the other day and I didn't see any Halloween-themed boxers sadly. Though perhaps they were hiding somewhere. It is unacceptable to not have Halloween-themed boxers.

  2. Matt says:

    There's a Target in the Metreon? Wow. Things have changed. And here I remember when it was brand new, and worked very very (very very) hard at trying not to be a mall.

  3. Sheilagh says:

    Is there still an enormous Ross Dress For Less in the vicinity?