A hive of scum and villainy

The guy sitting next to me at a cafe: "What we're really good at is making things go viral" blah blah "Vitamin Water" blah blah "beyond the twentysomethings" blah blah "sick placements".

I have to go now.


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14 Responses:

  1. Doug Fort says:

    remember 'meat for the beast'?

  2. chort says:

    This is what downtown Palo Alto sounds like to me. It's all I can do to get out of there without punching people. Last time it was "social gaming, pivot to mobile, dynamic opportunity, high-engagement, rapid content-creation, ..."

  3. Ian says:

    hehehehee

    siiiiick

    • hattifattener says:

      If you can't afford those, they have some cheaper packages with radical placements and killer-awesome placements.

  4. Jason! says:

    Couldn't you just stab him to death? It'd be for the common good.

  5. katre says:

    > I have to go now.

    Bodies don't hide themselves, right?

  6. Tom says:

    Where do we line up to buy "jwz shot first" t-shirts?

  7. nooj says:

    I hope it wasn't DNA Cafe.

  8. MattyJ says:

    The one time I truly care about the GPS coordinates ... I guess those only show up on pictures.

  9. See also Start-up Guys -- except oh wait, this one is supposed to be a joke, instead of just being one innately.