Also, for the record, I have showered today. You dirty hippies.
What? No...must be something in my eye...
The bacon bothers you but you're okay with the prawns?
(Both seem like perfectly sensible bloody mary toppings to me.)
Not all crying is due to sadness.
So... how many Bloody Marys do you drink on any given day?
It's more of a weekend thing. So let's say 2/7.
Actually, I get a visceral impression that your beverage shares quite a lot with Burner art. I feel like it is going to burp flame and crawl away.
it would really need some acid tabs floating in the water, imo.
Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm.
That looks like a meal in a glass. Fantastic.
Are you a coffee drinker, the rest of the week?
This might appeal: http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/bacon-flavored-coffee-sold-north-america-article-1.1148010
Ugh, flavored coffee.
(For the uninitiated: Good coffee has plenty of flavor, all by itself.)
So, if one doesn't particularly care for meat, is it now necessary to order a vegetarian bloody Mary?
What do you think Marys bleed, sap?
I see what you did there.
Also: I'm tired of seeing apparently-the-same knotted cocktail toothpicks and black sippy-straws everywhere. Years ago? Perhaps clever. Nowadays? Geez: It's great that all bars, everywhere, have the exact same catalog to order "unique" drink trinkets from.
But an old-school waxed-paper soda straw would be far more original. And meanwhile, do let the drink's dinner-salad float, as God intended: There's no need to sequester it with a art-faux skewer, as the dinner-salad is just another part of the drink and they're probably better off being closer together than further-apart anyway.
How are all these fuckers not tagged "bloodymary"? The first time I've ever wanted to link to a tag on one of the longest running serials in your blog posts, and it's not there.