Depending on how you count, in a year or two I will have been an impresario longer than I was a hacker.
So what should I do in Season Three?
Settings → General → About → Advertising → Limit Ad Tracking → On
It's far from clear what, if anything, this actually accomplishes, but it's a thing that exists.
Update: Oh, hey, here's another:
Settings → Privacy → Location Services → System Services → Location-based iAds → Off
This is a level of obscurity worthy of Facebook. Well played, Apple.
Someone please make this happen.
I'm coming for you, UPS.
See also: How Long Did This Driver Park in a Bike Lane? A Case Study and See Driver Hit Bike Cop. See Driver Run. See Driver Get Arrested.