I think we're going to have to institute these standards at DNA Lounge. Particularly:
- Chewing gum or eating in view of patrons
- Dirty or unpolished fingernails
- Bunny ears not worn in center of head, bent incorrectly
- Bikini panties showing or not worn
- Unkept tail
- In all cases when a Bunny is smoking while on duty, she is to "take a puff" and set the cigarette in an ashtray. Bunnies are not to stand or sit holding a cigarette.
- Good grooming starts with a daily bath and good deodorant.
- Twist, watusi, bugaloo, etc., are examples of acceptable dances.
Also, don't "allow yourself to be in a situation where complications arise." Always good advice.
