- Chewing gum or eating in view of patrons
- Dirty or unpolished fingernails
- Bunny ears not worn in center of head, bent incorrectly
- Bikini panties showing or not worn
- Unkept tail
- In all cases when a Bunny is smoking while on duty, she is to "take a puff" and set the cigarette in an ashtray. Bunnies are not to stand or sit holding a cigarette.
- Good grooming starts with a daily bath and good deodorant.
- Twist, watusi, bugaloo, etc., are examples of acceptable dances.
Also, don't "allow yourself to be in a situation where complications arise." Always good advice.
Playboy Club Bunny Manual, 1968
I think we're going to have to institute these standards at DNA Lounge. Particularly:
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jwz mixtape 121
Please enjoy jwz mixtape 121.
Lots of good stuff in this one. Let me draw your attention to that Blood Red Shoes video, which is just so great: the album is fantastic, too. And new Dirty Epics! Hooray! The Voltaire Twins video keeps getting taken down from Youtube because tittays, so who knows how long that will last.
That Grimes video is just so full of burner goth dumb that I had to throw Candy Flip in there as a palate cleanser, even though it doesn't really flow well.
I think Karin Park looks a lot like Cromartie from Sarah Connor Chronicles, so I keep expecting her to freak out and kill a bunch of FBI agents.
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