Today in Killdozer news:

Pion Behind Bars
Friday, Pion drove a red Case MX255 full size tractor that has eight tires into the sheriff's department parking lot, lined up seven vehicles, rolled over them monster truck rally-style, then backed over them again. He apparently moved a civilian vehicle out of the way and it sustained only minor damage. If he makes bail, he would be released into the custody of his father, Armand Pion, and have several conditions of release including a curfew, not to possess a firearm, and not to harass the Orleans County Sheriff's Department.
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5 Responses:

  1. anyfoo says:

    Do I see the slightest smile of pride on that face?

  2. Lun Esex says:

    First mistake: Doing this on a Friday instead of "Sunday! Sunday!! SUNDAY!!!"
    Second mistake: Not selling tickets.

    "No one in the sheriff's department heard the ruckus outside; they were alerted after a witness called 9-1-1."

    Surely someone got video of this...

  3. Elusis says:

    It seems like a killdozer tag is warranted at this point.

  4. Joe says:

    I sure hope he told the cops he'd be back before getting the tractor.

  5. Derp says:

    and not to harass the Orleans County Sheriff's Department.

    So, one is normally allowed to harass the Orleans County Sherriff's Department?