best review of XScreenSaver in the iTunes store:

What is this ★★★★★
by Fwhgkdkds - Version 5.18 - Aug 2, 2012

"I though it would save my screen but instead it crashed I got a blue screen that said that said and now my iPad shows me things that are not real not real but true and I must join them I must bring the change the change upon the world oh god it's happening"

So, my work here is done.

Previously.

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9 Responses:

  1. Roger says:

    I hereby demand that the next version scrapes these and uses them as the text in various places. Nothing beats incomprehensible text generated by humans about a program being displayed by that same program. I then promise to leave an incomprehensible review about the incomprehensible review for future use.

    • OMG that's an awesome idea. I would actually run that screensaver.

      • k3ninho says:

        -ETURT: Turtle Stack error - a moebius strip was discovered in your 'turtles the whole way down' stack and -1 may now be +1. Verify from orbit - it's the only way to be sure.

  2. Erbo says:

    Now isn't that worth the $100 you spent on the iOS Developer Program?

    (Incidentally, as a satisfied customer, I need to write a glowing review, though I can't hope to match the poetry of Fwhgkdkds.)

  3. some guy on the internet says:

    DO YOU READ SUTTER CANE?

  4. Oh goddammit, I saw the Sutter Cane comment and instinctively looked for a "Like" button.