Home-made unpowered prosthetic finger
Based on this. Previously, previously, previously, previously.
Maple Heist

Quebec police are on the hunt for a sticky-fingered thief after millions of dollars of maple syrup vanished from a Quebec warehouse.
The theft was discovered during a routine inventory check last week at the St-Louis-de-Blandford warehouse, where the syrup is being held temporarily. The Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers, which is responsible for the global strategic maple syrup reserve, initially kept the news quiet, hoping it would help police solve the crime quickly.
He said it's very difficult to trace and track maple syrup, so catching an illegitimate seller could be a significant challenge.
Note: The Global Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve is a thing that exists.
Tags: conspiracies, heist
Underwater Wheelchair
Maybe I'm just a philistine who doesn't understand art, but I think this misses the point of both wheels and chairs. And, probably, water.