It turns out that practicing juggling bowling pins, drunk, in the dark, while watching tv, is a good way to break half of your fingernails.
I am intensely aware of this right now.
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It turns out that practicing juggling bowling pins, drunk, in the dark, while watching tv, is a good way to break half of your fingernails.
I am intensely aware of this right now.
I wish I could say that I don't understand this.
Juggling fruit works better when drunk. At least you can still eat it.
Neat, another nail-related phobia for me to have! Guess I'm never juggling bowling pins. :/
On the plus side, those were nearly the exact conditions under which I first learned / managed to juggle torches.
Hello, must be said: First World Problems.
Oh, hell no!
pics or it didn't happen