It turns out that practicing juggling bowling pins, drunk, in the dark, while watching tv, is a good way to break half of your fingernails.

I am intensely aware of this right now.

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6 Responses:

  1. I wish I could say that I don't understand this.

    Juggling fruit works better when drunk. At least you can still eat it.

  2. pavel_lishin says:

    Neat, another nail-related phobia for me to have! Guess I'm never juggling bowling pins. :/

  3. Tkil says:

    On the plus side, those were nearly the exact conditions under which I first learned / managed to juggle torches.

  4. Jannat 2 says:

    Hello, must be said: First World Problems.

  5. Jeff says:

    Oh, hell no!

  6. Dave Pease says:

    pics or it didn't happen