10.4: Apps that create alternate desktop/home screen environments or simulate multi-app widget experiences will be rejected
We found that your app, and/or its metadata, contains content that could be misleading to users, which is not in compliance with the App Store Review Guidelines.
It would be appropriate to remove or revise any content referring to "screensaver" screen saver functionalities are not possible on iOS devices.
Do I seriously know nobody who has any inside pull with these asshats?
Update: For those of you who keep suggesting "just change the name" and then showing how clever you think you are with your dumb-assed suggestions, I have two things to say: A: How does it feel being a surrender-monkey? And B: changing the name does not solve the problem that people searching for "xscreensaver" in the app store will not find it if it is released under something-that-is-not-its-name. And, make that three things, C: really, your suggestions suck, and there's a good reason for that: naming it anything else at all makes no goddamned sense, which is why all you can come up with are lame jokes.
Update 2: RESOLVED FIXED!