The Necronomicon - Thin Crust Edition
Previously, previously, previously, previously.
PIZZA THE HUTT!!!
Pizza is gonna send out, for you.
Bonus points if it can somehow make a noise like a thousand screaming souls when you stick a knife in it.
Do you give discounts if customers come in and order using the proper invocation?
I imagine he'll have to charge extra to cover the cost of getting all the ichor off the walls.
I'm sure it can be subsumed by the urine-removal budget.
Every restaurant needs a USP. What is DNA's?