Dear DNA Pizza staff: I will need you to get right on this.
8 Responses:
-
Recent Posts
- Lunar Time
- Storing your calendar in the Clown
- Captain Caveman's Favorite Browser
- I agree with this message.
- Everyone Wants Your Email Address
- Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
- Apple Has Begun Scanning Your Local Image Files Without Consent
- DNA Lounge: Wherein we survived Stormageddon, and an arrest was made
- mozilla.org's 25th anniversary
- Black Eyed Peas v. Pooping Unicorns
- XScreenSaver in the wild
- Instagram advertising is going great
- WHO now recommends masks in all crowded indoor spaces
- Meat Bees
- Mud Cops
- Would a bust be all bad for San Francisco?
- Apparently vi has a lisp system now
- Android / iOS interoperability still going great
- BART Punks
- Seattle Public Schools sues TikTok, YouTube, Instagram
Recent Comments
- derpatron9000 on Lunar Time
- BHN on Lunar Time
- memecode on Apple Has Begun Scanning Your Local Image Files Without Consent
- Ben on Lunar Time
- Marcus on Lunar Time
- Fiyo on Everyone Wants Your Email Address
- Rodger on Lunar Time
- Carlos on Storing your calendar in the Clown
- Steve Allen on Lunar Time
- Mark on Lunar Time
- tfb on Lunar Time
- tfb on Lunar Time
- MattyJ on Lunar Time
- phuzz on Lunar Time
- jwz on Lunar Time
- phuzz on Lunar Time
- MattyJ on Lunar Time
- Big on Lunar Time
- jwz on Lunar Time
- jwilkes on Lunar Time
- dorukayhan on Storing your calendar in the Clown
- Steve Allen on Lunar Time
- vince on Everyone Wants Your Email Address
- vince on Everyone Wants Your Email Address
Archives
- 2023 (34)
- 2022 (367)
- 2021 (389)
- 2020 (473)
- 2019 (376)
- 2018 (525)
- 2017 (583)
- 2016 (518)
- 2015 (633)
- 2014 (709)
- 2013 (728)
- December 2012 (65)
- November 2012 (59)
- October 2012 (95)
- September 2012 (87)
- August 2012 (76)
- July 2012 (50)
- June 2012 (52)
- May 2012 (65)
- April 2012 (73)
- March 2012 (134)
- February 2012 (55)
- January 2012 (59)
- December 2011 (54)
- 2011 (767)
- 2010 (725)
- 2009 (590)
- 2008 (519)
- 2007 (374)
- 2006 (505)
- 2005 (578)
- 2004 (524)
- 2003 (634)
- 2002 (496)
Previously
PIZZA THE HUTT!!!
Pizza is gonna send out, for you.
Bonus points if it can somehow make a noise like a thousand screaming souls when you stick a knife in it.
NecroNOMNOMNOMicon.
Do you give discounts if customers come in and order using the proper invocation?
I imagine he'll have to charge extra to cover the cost of getting all the ichor off the walls.
I'm sure it can be subsumed by the urine-removal budget.
Mmmmmmm...subsuming ichor...
Every restaurant needs a USP. What is DNA's?