Necronomicon Ex Mortis with Olives

Dear DNA Pizza staff: I will need you to get right on this.

The Necronomicon - Thin Crust Edition

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8 Responses:

  1. Alden says:

    Bonus points if it can somehow make a noise like a thousand screaming souls when you stick a knife in it.

  2. Greg says:


  3. Andrew says:

    Do you give discounts if customers come in and order using the proper invocation?

    • phuzz says:

      I imagine he'll have to charge extra to cover the cost of getting all the ichor off the walls.

      • nooj says:

        I'm sure it can be subsumed by the urine-removal budget.
        Mmmmmmm...subsuming ichor...

  4. mrbill says:

    Every restaurant needs a USP. What is DNA's?

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