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PIZZA THE HUTT!!!
Pizza is gonna send out, for you.
Bonus points if it can somehow make a noise like a thousand screaming souls when you stick a knife in it.
NecroNOMNOMNOMicon.
Do you give discounts if customers come in and order using the proper invocation?
I imagine he'll have to charge extra to cover the cost of getting all the ichor off the walls.
I'm sure it can be subsumed by the urine-removal budget.
Mmmmmmm...subsuming ichor...
Every restaurant needs a USP. What is DNA's?