While I'm not certain of the original source, I saw this recently:
The thing about yelp reviews is if you weed out all the women and the obvious morons, you can still get a decent idea of a place. They just need a filter.
Woooooow. You're a dick, but the amazing thing is you're not even trying to hide it.
Dicks are rarely aware that they're dicks.
I mean, sometimes they're aware that they say and do things that other people don't like, but they generally assume it's the problem of the other party, even if they modify their behaviour for it.
Of course, why would I want a woman's opinion? They're barely human anyway.
Obvious troll is blah blah...