Today in Haunted Vagina news:

Carlton Mellick III:

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs.

Not to be confused the previous haunted vagina. Since this guy appears to write 7+ books a year, I'm guessing this is what happens when the underbelly of Usenet meets self-publishing.

You should probably just read Kathy Koja's The Cypher instead.

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6 Responses:

  1. tjic says:

    As soon as I read the paragraph you quoted above, I thought "this has GOT to be the same author who wrote
    The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2".


    Trick me into reading one "bizzaro fiction" novel, shame on your.

    Trick me into reading two, shame on me.

    I think I'll keep this in the "shame on you" category.

    [ where you may or may not refer to "JWZ" - I don't recall where I got the recommendation / warning re: Dildo ]

  2. aczarnowski says:

    Why do I get the impression the cover art is truer to the work than many (most?) Baen titles?

  3. Wangusol says:

    This reminds of of Rose's Demon Gate ability from the game Legend of Dragoon.

    *Involves menses and vagina AS portal to hell.

  4. JPXXX says:

    Mr. Mellick's children's book 'The Faggiest Vampire' is, all indications to the contrary, a pretty good read for all ages.

  5. Jonn says:

    That cover's kinda cute, in a deviantART sort of way.

    The book, however, sounds like it's about a certain Very Specific Fetish.

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