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http://www.allerdice.net/scotsman-song.htm
"Oh! lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize."
That line was the very first thing that popped into my head. Good to know I'm in similar company.
Really, you shouldn't have.
I'd been wondering what to get for Mother's Day...