Icelandic MP Moves Elves' Boulder to His Home

"The elves will travel in a basket lined with sheep skin so that they can be comfortable on the journey."

MP for the Independence Party Árni Johnsen arranged for the relocation of a 30-ton boulder, which he believes is home to three generations of elves, from Sandskeið on Hellisheiði in southwest Iceland to his home Höfðaból in the Westman Islands today.

Árni first encountered the elves’ dwelling when he was in a serious car accident in January 2010. His car overturned and landed beside the boulder 40 meters away from the highway, Morgunblaðið reports.

His SUV was damaged beyond repair but Árni escaped the accident unharmed. He considered whether the boulder might be a dwelling for hidden people and had it saved from landing underneath the south Iceland Ring Road when the highway was widened.

“I had Ragnhildur Jónsdóttir, a specialist in the affairs of elves from Álfagarðurinn in Hellisgerði, Hafnarfjörður, to come look at the boulder with me,” recollected Árni. “She said it was incredible, that she had never met three generations of elves in the same boulder before.”

“She said an elderly couple lives on the upper floor but a young couple with three children on the lower floor,” the MP described.

The specialist concluded that the boulder’s inhabitants were content with the move. “But they asked whether the boulder could stand on grass. I said that was no problem but asked why they wanted grass. ‘It’s because they want to have sheep,’ Ragnhildur replied,” Árni continued.

The specialist also said that the elves wish for the boulder’s “window side” to face the view. “I promised to do so,” Árni stated.

The boulder will be moved on the ferry Herjólfur and the elves will travel in a basket lined with sheep skin so that they can be comfortable on the journey.

Ragnhildur explained to Árni that when he was in the accident everything went crazy on Hellisheiði. Elves from all neighboring settlements were called out and there was much confusion until one large being took control of the situation.

“Ragnhildur said it was my protecting spirit, because my time hadn’t come,” he concluded.

Also: Angry Elves Said to Have Wreaked Havoc in West Fjords

Vigdís Kristín Steinthórsdóttir, a nurse, healer and hypnotist, believes hidden people, or elves, who live in the mountain were upset when the tunnel through Óshlíd was made and are causing these mishaps.
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9 Responses:

  1. As one of the puzzle designers and programmers for Puzzle Agent, I know very well you DO NOT want to piss off the Hidden People.

    Artwork/Concept by Grickle (Graham Annable)

  2. John Fiala says:

    Well, you know, those elves aren't going to move themselves!

  3. Sheilagh says:

    Lousy journalism, on the icelandreview site. Where's the PICTURE of said 30 ton boulder??

  4. John Bloom says:

    I for one welcome our rock-dwelling, elvish overlords. Beats the hell out of our current overlords.

  5. Peter Todd says:

    I'm starting to think this is the Icelandic version of fan death,

  6. Ian says:

    Did the specialist get paid for this advice?

    If so, can I get paid for telling people to move rocks around to make the wombles or whatever happy?