Previously, previously, previously, previously.
I like how you don't use the Allen wrench for anything.
I loved the meth one so much, I made an avatar: http://i.imgur.com/CAKCX.png
When I bought this, 3 of the infinite protons were missing.
Just go to customer service - they have self-serve boxes full of those things.
I'm surprised magnets aren't included. I thought the whole point of the LHC was to play with magnets.
Futurama did it.
See also, Sci-Fi Ikea Manuals.