Mormon Flow Chart for Your Soul

This is some Hubbard Mark Super VII Quantum Electropsychometer shit right here.

Seems like there's a lot of confusion lately over what Mormons actually believe. If you are a befuddled believer or heathen, here's a handy chart to help you out. This guide can help you track the progress of your soul from its disembodied birth in heaven to its final resting place in one of the four houses of the afterlife. Come to think of it, perhaps this would make a good board game...

...and the footnotes.

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6 Responses:

  1. LafinJack says:

    Oh good, Mormonism and Harry Potter, my two favorite fandoms.

  2. pavel_lishin says:

    > Come to think of it, perhaps this would make a good board game...

    You could also LARP, but the really dedicated players all live in Utah...

  3. Brian Dunbar says:

    "Glorious as the stars in the Telestial Kingdom"

    Non-believers get a carefree life? As religions go, LDS ain't bad.

    My first wife is convinced I'm bound for the Lake of Fire because I'm not Lutheran.

    • pavel_lishin says:

      My soon-to-be-wife had a set of Lutheran grandparents, and a set of Catholic grandparents. They took turns, so every week at church, she'd hear about how she is going to go to hell for attending the other one.

  4. dano says:

    From the footnote: "Mormons reject ex nihilo creation - everything comes from something else."

    In other words, "it's turtles all the way down."

  5. jmags says:

    Is this the third post in a row about toilets?