Paste extrusion into 350 gram segments.
"Toilet model maximum performance (MaP) level is identified as the maximum media loading (in discrete increments expressed in grams) at which toilet model successfully clears all media from fixture in at least four of five attempts. [...] Test specimens may contain small volumes of air, however, specimens that float shall not be used."
Aaaaaand that's a wrap. Now I've seen everything. Thanks everyone, it's been great!
One has to wonder how the brown colour affects the testing. Why not make it blue or something?
Duh, everybody knows that blue is for menstrual products.
You must not watch shows targetted to the diaper-purchasing demographic. Blue is for "it's not disturbing because it's obviously not real, since no biological fluid is that color" (except maybe venous blood).
Nope, not venous blood, either. Mollusk blood, though!
"Media."
Hm.
So if it's just soybean paste, I wonder how many people who work there enjoy grossing out their coworkers by chowing down on a log.
Also "testing protocol" just makes me think of Portal. Man, that would have given the game a really weird angle.
Maybe sometimes they prank each other by mixing them into the fudge sticks.
Finally an appropriate context to point to this video. Two words: Pneumatics and Fakepoo.
http://www.behindthesimcurtain.com/props/get-the-bed-pan
I've been waiting for days to share this one.
Am I the only one thinking: my ahem, dog, makes bigger shits than that? Also, what's with them bending just from dropping in the water? We need some scientific rigor here. Oh I see this now:
"Unless otherwise specified all MaP testing will be completed using cased media,
however, the client may choose, at their discretion, to have fixture samples tested
with uncased test media."
Written by a consulting company.
"(in discrete increments expressed in grams)"
i can't help but read that as 'discrete excrements'.