16 Responses:

1. Jim says:

   11 years ago at 8:39 pm

   Egads! It's The Corinthian!

   • Amacker Bullwinkle says:

     11 years ago at 5:49 am

     You talkin' to ME?

   • Dr. Curiosity says:

     11 years ago at 5:55 am

     Oldman wouldn't be a terrible choice.

2. Dan Davies Brackett says:

   11 years ago at 10:39 pm

   taken from Something Awful - at least, they're taking credit.

   • jwz says:

     11 years ago at 11:33 am

     Sigh, it figures. Like everything else on that site: one well done image floating in a 5,000-image puddle of incompetent hackery.

3. pavel_lishin says:

   11 years ago at 5:43 am

   I don't know whether this is going to give me nightmares, or wet dreams.

4. pavel_lishin says:

   11 years ago at 7:08 am

   Another thought occurs. How hard would it be to redo the *entire movie* in this style? We've got software that does facial recognition. We've got software that could map a mouth to an eyeball.

   I figure, a couple of months of writing and testing the code, a few weeks running the movie through the script and fixing any blatant misfires, and then maybe six months of manually rotoscoping the scenes that are too hard for software, or that are just buggy.

   • Art Delano says:

     11 years ago at 8:46 am

     > fixing any blatant misfires

     Mouths randomly appearing over small windows, keyholes, doorknobs, fabric creases... sorry, why would this be a problem?

   • jwz says:

     11 years ago at 11:31 am

     I could get behind that. See also, my dream re-edit of the Terminator franchise.

     • relaxing says:

       11 years ago at 6:06 pm

       Arnold does not scream in the Terminator movies. He is a robot.

       (Listen to this. It's nearly 8 minutes of "aaarrrrgghhhhllllllghhh," spanning 3 decades, which approaches "24 hours of the Starship Enterprise sound"-levels of shear awesomeness.)

       • jwz says:

         11 years ago at 6:27 pm

         Wow, that was difficult to listen to.

         I can't find it now, but someone took Kirk winding up to do his famous "KHAN!" scream and slowed it down / stuttered it so that the scream too 24 hours to complete. I never found the full version, but there used to be a video clip of 5-ish sweaty, puffy minutes of this. I thought I had posted it. It was amazing.

         • David M.A. says:

           11 years ago at 7:14 pm

           I think what you're thinking of is this. Not positive.

           • jwz says:

             11 years ago at 7:16 pm

             Yes! That's it.

           • jwz says:

             11 years ago at 7:19 pm

             Ah, I see now that it was only a 15 minute loop, not the full 24 hour Empire-State goof. Still. I'd like to see the whole thing.

5. Sheilagh says:

   11 years ago at 8:22 am

   And the *other* side of Rear Window: http://www.neglectedtransformer.com/dm/index.php?/project/just-jimmy/

6. Jonn says:

   11 years ago at 5:45 pm

   It would be slightly creepier if they were juuust a little off sync from each other.