Caption contest

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43 Responses:

  1. Dave says:

    "And THAT, my friends, is how Google's Project Glass works!"

  2. Colin says:

    "So he hid it in one place he knew he could hide something."

  3. BP says:

    "I sweat he blinked!"

  4. Shawn says:

    "I am the dreamer... you... are the dream."

  5. Otto says:

    "Soon... soon."

  6. Adam Fields says:

    "I watched The FP, so I invented this machine to help me unwatch it."

  7. mediapathic says:

    "Get your ass to mars!"

  8. Greg says:

    "All glory to the hypnowalken!"

  9. Corby says:

    "I gotta have more cowbell!"

  10. CraigM says:

    Stare into the Walken, and the Walken stares back.

  11. perlguy9 says:

    "Then tell me, future boy, who's President of the United States in 1985?"

  12. perlguy9 says:

    (Also: love Dreamscape)

  13. Joshuag says:

    Unfortunately, when used by Christopher Walken, Cerebro can only locate lost watches, Clarence Worley, and chambered revolver rounds.

  14. Koobs says:

    "Obviously, time is of the essence because we don't want him defrosting."

  15. Phil says:

    "This new 'beats by dr. dre' limited edition custom headphone series is da bomb."

  16. Turtle Boughs says:

    Brainstorm, Dreamscape
    The Abyss, Leviathan
    Tohmato, Tomahto

  17. One of my all-time favorite movies.

  18. Mr ghort says:

    Who's laughing now, Lobot??

  19. Rainbird says:

    Fast forward to the orgasm.

  20. juliANSR says:

    Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice
    Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice

    Walk without rhythm
    and it won't attrack the worm

  21. dozilla says:

    Keanu Reeves is such a pussy.

  22. spikeysnack says:

    Its got a subtle effect. Subtle. Reminds me of Dinner at dad's house. I was 13.
    he served my sister and I polish suasages. With Sauerkraut. but it was blue! The saurekraut
    was blue. I never got over it.

  23. “I'm going to get more cow bell even if I have to rip it from Louise Fletcher's mind!”

  24. Ingmar says:

    "After the Bugorski incident it became a requirement to wear this protective beam deflector when inspecting the particle accelerator."

  25. Luke Nicholls says:


  26. ryanlrussell says:

    Tantric orgasm loop.

  27. Piotr says:

    Well, my hair is almost finished...