Update I realize that sometimes my shorthand is a little too short, and this contributes to my ongoing problem that nobody has any idea what I'm saying, so let me elaborate here.
you were expected to macroexpand "Wut?" into: "Here we have an early-20s dyke wearing a backwards trucker cap with some kind of law enforcement logo on it, and she has chosen as her only tattoo, Jackie Kennedy. Her only tattoo. What is it about Jackie Kennedy that could have so moved this person to this choice?"
You all interpreted my comment correctly, though, right?
No, I didn't ask. Some questions are better than their answers could ever be.