Oh thank you Vimeo, I didn't want to have the ability to link back to your site in any discernible way anyway.
RightClick -> Watch on Vimeo
I'm guessing this is one of those instances where it's a detriment to have some computer experience, as I'd have assumed that right clicking it would give me the standard Flash options of zoom/play/pause/cache/etc. *facepalm*
Where can I buy a hipster scarf that won't unknot when jumping up and down repeatedly?