No, turns out they're fucking terrible. I chose poorly. I've seen high school metal bands better than this.
Today.
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Kind of curious to know if they're worse than the guy with bitches on his dick, bitches on his dick?
No fucks were given that night, so I'm gonna have to say they're both beneath the noise floor.
Also, negative points for not calling themselves Jagdpanther.
The only good thing I have to say about Japanther is that both times I've seen them, Peelander Z played next. And Peelander Z is a riot.
Also, the drummer is a great sushi chef. Wait, that's two things.
Shit, wrong band. The sushi chef played for Sweet JAP, and now Birthday Suits. So back to one good thing.
I've seen high school metal bands better than this.
Today.
I'd like to commend you for delivering the best SXSW-specific insult I've ever read.
And after 15 years in Austin and 5 in San Francisco, I think that's saying something.