A doctor applies some local anesthetic, makes a small pinhole in the base of the scrotum, reaches in with a pair of very thin forceps, and pulls out the small white vas deferens tube. Then, the doctor injects the polymer gel, pushes the vas deferens back inside, repeats the process for the other vas deferens, puts a Band-Aid over the small hole, and the man is on his way. If this all sounds incredibly simple and inexpensive, that's because it is. The chemicals themselves cost less than the syringe used to administer them. But the science of what happens next is the really fascinating part.
The two common chemicals -- styrene maleic anhydride and dimethyl sulfoxide -- form a polymer that thickens over the next 72 hours, much like a pliable epoxy, but the purpose of these chemicals isn't to harden and block the vas deferens. Instead, the polymer lines the wall of the vas deferens and allows sperm to flow freely down the middle (this prevents any pressure buildup), and because of the polymer's pattern of negative/positive polarization, the sperm are torn apart through the polyelectrolytic effect. On a molecular level, it's what supervillains envision will happen when they stick the good guy between two huge magnets and flip the switch.
With one little injection, this non-toxic jelly will sit there for 10+ years without you having to do anything else to not have babies. Set it and forget it. Oh, and when you do decide you want those babies, it only takes one other injection of water and baking soda to flush out the gel, and within two to three months, you've got all your healthy sperm again.
It's a toxic slip-n-slide for your jism!
The Best Birth Control In The World Is For Men
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The Conformateur: Because you have a funny-shaped head.
How it works. Also, 1844 meets 2012: Conformateur repair with a 3D printer.
Tags: fashion, retrocomputing, robots
Entertaining retrospective on the libertarian-fantasy-clusterfuck that was SeaLand and HavenCo
Death of a data haven: cypherpunks, WikiLeaks, and the world's smallest nation
My findings have just been published in a new 80-page article in the University of Illinois Law Review, one called "Sealand, HavenCo, and the Rule of Law". It tells the full -- and very weird -- story of how this micronation happened to be in the right place (the North Sea) at the right time (the late 1990s) to provide some cypherpunk entrepreneurs with the most impractical data center ever built. Here, I'll give the condensed version of the tale, hitting the important points in HavenCo's history and explaining what went wrong.
I don't think I'd seen a photo of the Sealand Data Center before. You know, the one that was going to be behind an airlock, in a booby-trapped, nitrogen-filled vault that you could only enter with scuba gear.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Data Center:
Tags: big brother, computers, doomed, firstperson, mad science, security
Haters gonna hate tail-call optimization.
Femtolisp is kind of badass. But this comment right here is what elevates it to Mad Science:
This is what I do for fun, because it is the exact opposite of the kind of thing people will pay for: an obscure implementation of a programming language everybody hates.
Tags: computers, lisp, mad science, retrocomputing
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