This is what is so beautiful about the Internet. I make a post about some of our difficulties in working with agents and promoters, informed by our decade of real-world experience of having actually worked with hundreds of bands, hundreds of agents, and hundreds of promoters in every genre under the Sun. And then you, The Internet Embodied, you lean back in your chair, stroke the fuzz on your third chin that you call a goatee, and pronounce: "Well, you know what your problem is. Your problem is, your web site is green."
Thank you, Internet. I will give your theories all the consideration they deserve.