Shit That Siri Says

I really hope that this is not bullshit.

Also I would pay cash money to have my phone insult and threaten me as GLaDOS.

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10 Responses:

  1. Helyx says:

    I had a friend ask the quintessential "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" and she(??) responded with the correct "a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood". =D

    • Helyx says:

      Um, should read "... as a woodchuck *could* if a woodchuck could chuck wood" >_<

  2. Lusty says:

    Yep, those are accurate.

  3. Jason says:

    That site is good, but http://shitsirisays.us seems to work better, I can vote on ALL the stupid shit, and most of it is stupid as shit

  4. Jonathan Benway says:

    I thought for sure Suri would just be a gimmick, and then I spent an entire battery charge asking it stupid questions Saturday. It's amazing how well it works for writing a quick text message to someone. The real problem is now all of my friends keep asking me to ask my phone what the weather will be like next week in New Jersey or some shit.

  5. Piku says:

    So it's Wolfram Alpha with a voice interface then?

  6. I tried this one, and it responded with "African or European woodchuck?". I also tried "Beam me up" and got "I'm sorry Captain, your Tricorder is in Airplane Mode.".