me: MOTHER OF GOD, THIS IS A BOX FULL OF MONKEY HANDS.
Laura: Do you want them?
me: Do I want a box of monkey hands? Is this a trick question? Of course I want a box of monkey hands. But I'm not going to take all your monkey hands. I'll just take two.
Laura: OMG, take the box of monkey hands. What am I going to do with monkey hands?
me: What couldn't you do with monkey hands?
Laura: I...have no response for that.
me: Okay, I'm taking these monkey hands on loan, but they're yours when you need them.
Laura: I've almost never had the need for monkey hands.
Current Music: Braids -- Little Hand ♬