"You'd be crazy not to buy that. I mean, look at it. IT'S FULL OF WHIMSY."

"And that's why you should learn to pick your battles."

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10 Responses:

  1. Rick O says:

    Okay, that's it. The two ends of my feed stream have wrapped around and intertwined. Clearly, the universe is about to end.

  2. Casey Cole says:

    ...and I keep asking Dave, "where's MY five-foot chicken?" (knock, knock motherfucker)

  3. Matt says:

    I started laughing at "$200 of chicken for free" and didn't stop until tears were streaming down my face. TEARS OF AWESOME.

  4. Rick C says:

    That's hilarious, but it's also pretty assholish.

    • Scott K says:

      You've clearly not been reading The Bloggess regularly/ever.

      • Rick C says:

        I'll cop to that, but I also don't have an passive-aggressive/adversarial relationship with my wife like "The Bloggess" apparently does.

        • skreidle says:

          I'll admit that there are some adversarial aspects to their relationship--as she shares it, anyhow--but she's primarily a humor blogger, and pretty hilarious at that. I'm pretty sure it's good-natured adversarialism. :)

  5. MattyJ says:

    This is the best blog post I have ever read. If my wife came home with that chicken I'd have to divorce her immediately because there was no way I could top that gift.