He's baptizing the baby with a miniature Aperture turret! How cute!
If he gives them more gifts, why does the unbaptized baby have a doll AND a ball, while the baptized one is apparently getting molested off-screen?
The baptized baby has loving parents; the unbaptized baby has material things and a desolate soul.
Maybe the baptized baby has already been Raptured.
But where are the TV evangelists & Oscar/Grammy winners? surely they rate above plants!
Why does God hate plants?