Captain Felicity Bliss
This pleases me.
I'm thinking "Lesbian Space Pirates" figurines at this point.
"Leather Goddesses of Phobos"
"Diesel Dykes of Deimos"
"The Pulsating Inconvenience from Planet-X"
I played Infocom's "Leather Goddesses of Phobos" back in the day, and it wasn't half bad. Could have used visuals like this, though...
It had scratch and sniff! Every third rate computer game has visuals these days, but how many can say they include the scent of chocolate (among other things) ?