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It's the sound effects that make it magical.
It's the sound effects that make it magical.
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OK, so it's a padded pushup wonder-bra-kinda-thing.
I get that.
...so what's with the animated breast cross section that shows the Ethereal Spirit of Boobs flowing in and growing the breast cells?
That's the part I find puzzling.
Right, apparently it will make baby boobs move from the uterus right up to the chestular area! It's amazing!
I swear I heard the narrator say "boobzilla".
Considering the Japanese milieu, what odds would you give that it actually makes that noise when you pull the drawstrings?
Not high, considering that they're not speaking Japanese.
I like the appearance of the Alfred Hitchcock theme when the woman clutches her muffintop fat to show what the new boobarific corset does away with.
It seems that Livejournal spreads malware. I got an ad that looks like video player controls. So I thought it's a video and clicked it. I got into page that looks like XVid player. It even had a link for downloading xvid codec. When I clicked it (or anywhere else on the page) I got error that my configuration is not supported. From source I found URL for Xvid.exe that probably is some kind of malware.
Our Internets, we welcome you to them.
Time traveler from the past, please tell us everything we've forgotten so that with tragic sadness we may remember the simpler times and learn to dream as children once again.
I have no idea what was said but I understood every word.
The random English is pretty great. My favorite is "Aristocracy Cord Design."
Beautiful Chest With Zero Distance
(Low Type) Stealth Chest Pad
Aristocracy Cord Design
Selenium Fabric
Free of Breast
Without Steel
Without Clasps
Continued Strong
Diversion Design
Beautifying
Thin Waist
Hip Pants Trousers
Take Good Care of Breast
Innovation Technology
Cover Cup
Huh, so that's the sound boobs make when they level up.
What's the in-use equivalent of *golf clap* these days?
I've had this in my arsenal for a little while now, and every Deathguild I try to find an appropriate song to use it on, so far with no success. I'm thinking perhaps "Peekaboo"?