Hipster trap

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10 Responses:

  1. gryazi says:

    The worst part is having to clean it out constantly.

  2. Pavel says:

    The hottest new fashion trend - bear-trap piercing. Complete with oozing, bleeding arm wound. Get one today before they're no longer cooTOO LATE, I WAS CRIPPLING MYSELF BEFORE EVERYONE'S ARM WAS A MANGLED STUMP

  3. Hurdle says:

    In other news, Goths are also still stupid.

  4. Andrew says:

    I wish there were a similar initiative to clean up the city here, maybe with an industrial strength model featuring a fixie as bait.

  5. Lowell Andrew Dabney says:

    WTF is the yellow cord? I don't know enough about the modern hipster. Too many secrets.

  6. Anon23 says:

    DNR regulations say you need to use AS blues and bourbon to thin out the elderly members of the herd first. Lights and PBR take out the young before they're able to mature.

    That said, if you want to get the 12-point-ers, you'll need to use either hand-rolled, cloves, or both.