The National Penny Farthing Championships
They do things... differently in Tasmania.
I want to make a tallbike - but out of a penny-farthing.
And then I want to ride down the street and spit on the tall-bikers below me, and rule them as their king.
they can't be hipsters, they're wearing helmets
You're mistaken, that's not a helmet. That's the brake.
Sadly their server is toast at the moment: "Bandwidth Limit Exceeded", so I cannot find out if this includes a BMX-style tricks competition. That I would certainly like to see.