"That's just the poop, baby. Let it just work its magic."
And now I go insane...
I can't unread that.
boy, do I wish I could
WHY GOD WHY
My favourite is "her unbelievably average body."
Perhaps some of the best writing I've ever read!
Of course YOU would say that...
it's the anti-Stephenie style of writing
This is the only appropriate response: http://imgur.com/X4QRZ
â€Ž"Gary was crouched over top and pooping all over her unbelievably average body." This is the sentence of the night!