Grim necktie future?
Horrid. Very bad result. Lousy knot. Was that supposed to be a double Windsor? Pathetic!
The correct way to tie a double Windsor is with a confirmed bachelor who serves as your man, standing behind you, and giving you a reach around kind of attention. You straighten your posture. You raise your chin. You allow your good man to drape his arms about you and go about his business. And then you strike out for your excellent day conquering the world. Geeze. I thought everyone learned that around age 12 or so.
(The wedding ring is a prop, of course.)
Just be kind to your confirmed bachelor, no little horseshoes.
Best Auctechre song I've heard since LP5.