"We find it truly unfortunate that you cannot understand the concept of 'Do Not Contact Us Again'."

Seeking further details on these important informations.

11 Responses:

  1. Crankietech says:

    I look forward to the day in my professional life when I get to write a letter this awesome.

    • hattifattener says:

      I look forward to the day I receive a letter this awesome.

      brb, must go practice being "feral and preposterous"

  2. phuzz says:

    Never thought I'd be in a situation where I'd side with the cash for gold people.

  3. kt says:

    Cash4Gold really exists? This is like getting a letter from Bigfoot, and it turns out he's pretty serious.

  4. Your petition for an "ungreased, backdoor; Hammertime lovemaking session" with our telemarketer's Carol and Tracy...

    Redundant apostrophe or slavery?

  5. Niall harden says:

    It's from made up, is what it's from