"We find it truly unfortunate that you cannot understand the concept of 'Do Not Contact Us Again'."

12 years ago

Seeking further details on these important informations.

Tags: pranks

11 Responses:

1. Crankietech says:

   12 years ago at 3:05 pm

   I look forward to the day in my professional life when I get to write a letter this awesome.

   • hattifattener says:

     12 years ago at 3:25 pm

     I look forward to the day I receive a letter this awesome.

     brb, must go practice being "feral and preposterous"

2. Miker says:

   12 years ago at 8:39 pm

   http://www.suckerchump.com/LETTERS.html
   I think this might be your guy.

3. phuzz says:

   12 years ago at 8:32 am

   Never thought I'd be in a situation where I'd side with the cash for gold people.

4. kt says:

   12 years ago at 2:00 pm

   Cash4Gold really exists? This is like getting a letter from Bigfoot, and it turns out he's pretty serious.

5. cm says:

   12 years ago at 5:57 pm

   It's from Reddit.

   http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/eg83m/dear_mr_haberny_sincerely_cash4gold/

   • jwz says:

     12 years ago at 6:00 pm

     Nothing is "from" Reddit.

     • Jeffrey Paul says:

       12 years ago at 3:09 pm

       I caught myself midway through the cursor movement on the way to upvote this comment.

6. Jon Pennycook says:

   12 years ago at 2:18 pm

   Your petition for an "ungreased, backdoor; Hammertime lovemaking session" with our telemarketer's Carol and Tracy...

   Redundant apostrophe or slavery?

7. Niall harden says:

   12 years ago at 4:38 pm

   It's from made up, is what it's from

   • dolface says:

     12 years ago at 11:34 am

     Yup: http://consumerist.com/2010/12/cash4gold-denies-hilarious-letter-as-fake.html