Update: In the "overthinking a plate of beans" department, there's this rebuttal.
Those blue gloves are nitrile. Because nobody* wants their junk handling to end in anaphylactic shock.
*Rule 34 excepted, of course.
Arial without kerning, and jpeg'd on top - Ruined, I say, ruined.
Thank you, Comic Book Font Guy.
Lean your chair back relax your eyes and look at the picture; then with fantastic terror realize the truth, Mickey Mouse touched your Junk when you were in Disneyland.