It's a grim future indeed if twitter survives 1000+ years.
I thought you You were going to turn out to be an older Oliver going back to explain the internet to his younger self.
Vaguely reminds me of this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv9f-s0KmOU
Now I'm left wondering why an urchin in London would say "store" instead of "shop".
Sometimes I feel like the business press is writing just for me.