I do not understand, in this town which is obsessed with food; and with precious little gourmet food carts; and with street fairs; why the food at every street fair is exactly the same disgusting meat-on-a-stick bullshit.

Seriously, a street fair in (let's say) Japantown where nobody on the street will hand me a bowl of noodles? How is this even possible?

I sense the invisible hand of a monopoly.