The new All-Seeing-Eye Barbie records 30 minutes of video.
"Because the doll can be posed, she doubles as a pretty good tripod." 
This is so much better than the eye in the Six Million Dollar Man doll was.
Plus now, barbie can have an awesome zombie costume.
(Captcha: "Gauss was", and now I'm really curious how the story ends.)
This has excellent possibilities for expose-style journalism. Who would suspect the toddler-in-tow, just playing with her dolls?
Unfortunately, she will spend all available time in front of the mirror cam-whoring.
My personal favorite is the fact that the "x-ray" image is this with the colors inverted:
You are a fucking genius of geniusdom.
I'm impressed that they found room for AAA batteries in her thighs and still managed to squeeze her into skinny jeans.
try inverting the colors on those sample images from airport full body scanners and see what happens