DNA Lounge: Wherein the New York Times is dumb, and the NASCARization of the web continues.
There's also a thing on the ticket checkout page that exhorts you to post about your planned attendance to Facebook and Twitter. I've seen a few people using that so far, so I guess that's working.
Meanwhile, here's a really dumb War on Fun article in the New York Times:
Patrolling Near Clubs Carries High Cost
But the police argue that closing clubs will not stem the violence, or the department's mounting costs. Kitt Crenshaw, a police commander who oversees the North Beach patrols, said the burden should be shifted to club owners.
So which is it? If the closing the clubs won't stem the violence, doesn't that imply that the clubs are not the cause? And if they are not the cause, why do you want them to pay for the excessive, commerce-destroying (and, apparently, ineffective) police presence in North Beach?
Mr. Crenshaw plans to propose regulations, based on practices in other cities, that would require clubs handling crowds of 100 or more people to enlist their state-certified security guards in unprecedented police-led training, install video cameras, improve outdoor lighting and install identification card readers that would allow the police and club owners to track patrons.
He said he would also like to see certain clubs pay a fee for police services.
So which is it? Are these "based on practices in other cities" or are they "unprecedented"? I think you do not know what that word means.
Forcing clubs to further invade their patrons' privacy by scanning their IDs on the way in will do nothing. If you've been following the press about the recent shootings, the common thread is that these people were not customers of the clubs! This was gang violence happening on public streets.
Then the article wraps up with the harrowing tale of a guy who was sitting on the sidewalk, and may have made a gang sign. Then the police told him that they were considering the possiblity of telling him to move along. Wow.
Isn't "sitting" illegal now, anyway?
Weasel Words: Now Automated!
A newsflash has this moment arrived from the Malabar front. The action we are now reporting may well bring the flame war within measurable distance of its end.