And he says, "Sorry, ma'am, I don't think my ass can take another baked potato!"
It's not for me to question why a man would seek the comfort of stretchy woolen undergarments next to his bits, but I can't help wonder about the reason for the capped cardboard tube he's rammed up the pipe.
you mean on that mannequin in the pictures?
What, no balls?
In this world of dwindling energy reserves, anything that improves the experience of sex in a cold room is a boon to humanity.
I am having trouble imagining living in a place cold enough to come up with an idea like that
Maybe that's why everyone is migrating to Texas/Arizona