Michael J. Fox has a lot to answer for here.

"We're not... uh... to be feared?"

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20 Responses:

  1. buz says:

    Better song: "I Wanna Be Your Dog"

  2. lafinjack says:
    • strspn says:

      This is why local newsroom crews who get together to try to have fun have more power to shape society than most government institutions.

  3. qtrnevermore says:

    a classic

    • lionsphil says:

      What an impressively articulate gentleman, given he's being mildly baited on Fox.

      • boxcat says:

        Voltaire is indeed articulate - a superb conversationalist and dinner guest.

  4. azul_ros says:

    How long before South Park make fun of this trend?

  5. rane500 says:

    I kept desperately hoping to see an Onion News Network logo, and it makes me die a little inside that I didn't.

  6. antabakalj says:

    Please leave Michael out of this, those peeps are too young to know him.

    I put the blame squarely on Miss Meyer...

  7. anktastic says:

    But have they been vaccinated for rabies?

  8. rmjwell says:

    MJF already has no Elvis in him; you want to blame him for this, too?

  9. novadrome says:

    Really? A Mojo Nixon reference? Really? Awesome!

    • artlung says:

      I miss Mojo Nixon.

      All my stuff of his was on vinyl (7" singles!) and cassette and so never made the transition to mp3. I must rectify this.

      ELVIS IS EVERYWHERE!

      • elliterati says:

        For awhile, Amazon was giving away the entire Mojo Nixon discography on MP3 for free. Sadly, it isn't anymore.

      • remaker says:

        I was surprised to discover that Mojo Nixon is a DJ on Siruis Radio's "Outlaw Country" channel. So he's still around, even if he is no longer Stuffing (fellow Sirius DJ) Martha's Muffin.

      • freontrip says:

        Nixon encourages file sharing. Download at will, citizen!

  10. lionsphil says:

    "We're not a gang at all. Like, gangs are posers, they just want attention."

    Oh, right, that's why you're walking around with a FUCKING TAIL hanging out of your pants then.

    Still, at least they're not slicing themselves up and moping.

  11. mcity says:

    It's kind of a shame everyone used up their jokes about werewolves and mummies on Twilight.

  12. takeapeek says:

    This is a serious case of Gingersnap, lol!!