20 Responses:

1. buz says:

   13 years ago at 1:41 pm

   Better song: "I Wanna Be Your Dog"

2. lafinjack says:

   13 years ago at 1:50 pm
   • strspn says:

     13 years ago at 7:43 pm

     This is why local newsroom crews who get together to try to have fun have more power to shape society than most government institutions.

3. qtrnevermore says:

   13 years ago at 2:29 pm

   a classic
   • lionsphil says:

     13 years ago at 6:35 am

     What an impressively articulate gentleman, given he's being mildly baited on Fox.

     • boxcat says:

       13 years ago at 5:09 am

       Voltaire is indeed articulate - a superb conversationalist and dinner guest.

4. azul_ros says:

   13 years ago at 3:22 pm

   How long before South Park make fun of this trend?

5. rane500 says:

   13 years ago at 3:26 pm

   I kept desperately hoping to see an Onion News Network logo, and it makes me die a little inside that I didn't.

6. antabakalj says:

   13 years ago at 5:52 pm

   Please leave Michael out of this, those peeps are too young to know him.

   I put the blame squarely on Miss Meyer...

7. anktastic says:

   13 years ago at 7:02 pm

   But have they been vaccinated for rabies?

8. rmjwell says:

   13 years ago at 7:08 pm

   MJF already has no Elvis in him; you want to blame him for this, too?

9. novadrome says:

   13 years ago at 1:12 am

   Really? A Mojo Nixon reference? Really? Awesome!

   • artlung says:

     13 years ago at 11:00 am

     I miss Mojo Nixon.

     All my stuff of his was on vinyl (7" singles!) and cassette and so never made the transition to mp3. I must rectify this.

     ELVIS IS EVERYWHERE!

     • elliterati says:

       13 years ago at 1:01 pm

       For awhile, Amazon was giving away the entire Mojo Nixon discography on MP3 for free. Sadly, it isn't anymore.

     • remaker says:

       13 years ago at 9:10 pm

       I was surprised to discover that Mojo Nixon is a DJ on Siruis Radio's "Outlaw Country" channel. So he's still around, even if he is no longer Stuffing (fellow Sirius DJ) Martha's Muffin.

     • freontrip says:

       13 years ago at 10:08 am

       Nixon encourages file sharing. Download at will, citizen!

       • artlung says:

         13 years ago at 11:02 am

         I was skeptical, but you speak the truth!.

         I forgot the line ELVIS NEEDS BOATS!

         I saw Mojo Nixon at the Del Mar Fair once, and once at the Belly Up Tavern. Man.

10. lionsphil says:

    13 years ago at 6:32 am

    "We're not a gang at all. Like, gangs are posers, they just want attention."

    Oh, right, that's why you're walking around with a FUCKING TAIL hanging out of your pants then.

    Still, at least they're not slicing themselves up and moping.

11. mcity says:

    13 years ago at 8:46 am

    It's kind of a shame everyone used up their jokes about werewolves and mummies on Twilight.

12. takeapeek says:

    13 years ago at 1:28 am

    This is a serious case of Gingersnap, lol!!