"Expert witnesses told the hearing there were no acupuncture points in the vagina."

"He needed to touch an internal acupuncture pressure point to treat her hormone imbalance."
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7 Responses:

  1. fieldsnyc says:

    Seems like the doctor also has a hormone imbalance that should be treated.

  2. peanuthorst says:

    I'm of the understanding that while excess can be painful, women generally prefer vaginal interfaces to be a little thicker than an acupunture needle.

    There was a young freshman named Lin
    Whose tool was as thin as a pin.
            A virgin named Joan
            From a Bible-belt home
    Said "This won't be much of a sin!"

  3. biggeek says:

    Brings a new meaning to the phrase "Wooed her."

  4. ekesobriquet says:

    Damn, now I know that my partners have been manipulating me to treat their hormone imbalances. I thought I was just having sex.